Here are some of the worst pick-up lines and can you believe have worked to get the attention of woman. It is interesting that come-ons actually charmed the women they were said to. This just shows that people will find romance out of anything that is said when there is any interest. It seems as though anything can be charming with woman as long as it is said the right way. Check out the come on lines that women actually believed and enjoyed. 1. The corny-but-cute hello:
“This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends and asked: ‘Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?’ We said ‘no’ and kept walking, and then he said, ‘Well, it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Brian.’ We all cracked up and kept talking to him.”
— Charity, 29, Cincinnati, OH
It seems that this person has watched the movie “Hall Pass.” Next, they will be talking about Chloroform.
2. The line with artistic flair:
“I was shooting pool with friends, and some guys offered us a friendly challenge. Midway through the game, one of them looked at me and said, ‘Do you remember Crayola crayons? Well, they used to have this color called Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color, and your eyes are actually Blizzard Blue.’ I thought it was so cute! He had me right there.”
— Erica, 21, Brunswick, OH
It seems as though this person must have been a little older talking to this young girl when he used this because I can’t see how it would ever work on someone that wasn’t close to the years of using Crayolas. This would make things easy to find love with women believing this line.
3. The overly confident come-on:
“I was at an office party when a guest of a coworker introduced himself and said, ‘Blueberries or strawberries?’ Confused, I asked what he meant, and he replied, ‘I just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.’ He said it with such a straight face that it was like a scene in a funny movie. I didn’t eat breakfast with him, but I did give him my number.”
— Jan, 33, Cleveland, OH
It seems as though people are using the pick up lines that are in movies. I am surprised that the next question may have been “You know where your cloths would look better on…..My floor.” I see Jan was saying how she couldn’t believe he said it with a straight face. I am trying to keep a straight face knowing it worked in getting her number or did it really work, but she doesn’t want everyone t know.
4. The nonsensical approach:
“This random guy came up to me at a party, looked me straight in the eyes and said, ‘Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.’ I had absolutely no idea what he meant, but I thought it was funny and I liked how unusual it was. It got us talking, trying to figure out what that line meant!”
— Holly, 19, Milford, OH
Again, the person the line was said to is a very young lady. This shows that people need to educate their daughters in weeding out pathetic lines. I have no idea why Holly would even want to think of what that meant. When it doesn’t make sense, it is because it doesn’t make sense, so why would she still want to try and figure it out.
5. The mom-approved intro:
“I was at a local bar one night, and this guy sat next to me and said, ‘Would it freak you out if I said that I’ve already told my mother about you?’ I said, ‘No, why?’ Then he told me that he’d actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to approach me. I thought it was adorable that he was a mama’s boy.”
— Michelle, 25, Erie, PA
This one is so funny. She bought it. We do know how women love when guys are close to their moms and if they don’t like it then you know you don’t want to be with them anyways. This line helps weed the right from wrong woman out.
6. The “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” method:
“I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won. When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said, ‘I like your style. Call me.’ It was very unexpected, and I loved the approach. See, it pays to be a lover and a fighter.”
— Lynn, 36, Boston, MA
This one is actually one that I do believe was a good one. It may not actually be a line. This would be more something that would hit you after it happened so I am not surprised of leaving a note because a woman that would fight for something is attractive.
7. The win-her-with-flattery strategy:
“This poker party I was at started to get very crowded. As a group of girls walked in, this guy came up behind me and said, ‘I think you’re going to be asked to leave soon. You’re so pretty, you’re putting all the other women to shame.’ I tend to be very shy, so his compliment really helped crack my shell.”
— Katie, 31, Chicago, IL
This one is over the top. He was just saying it to compliment. If something happened then great but it is always worth a try.
Matt Christensen has written for Maxim and The Cleveland Plain Dealer. The best line he’s ever used was, “Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?” He did kiss the girl in question, but he didn’t suffer for it afterward. For the other side of this story, read The worst pick up lines of all time.
This pick up line is just seeing what the woman would say and then go in for it all. She didn’t slap, even though it was easy to see if he should when he asked the question and no answer. If she really didn’t want the kiss then she would say, something like “Don’t even think about it.” The lines above are atrocious and I can’t believe anyone would fall for any of them. It just shows , it doesn’t matter what you say, it will work on people desperate for a relationship.
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